ultrafacts:

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Lindsay: It sounds like you’re saying terrorist.
Kdin: I’m building the terrorist.

(Source: ryclops, via achievement-hunter-thats-why)

coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day

(via conquering-the-great-divide)

suckitredteam:

suckitredteam:

hello princess protein

blaine pls

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The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

(via daftdaleks)

xrayandmicoo:

avoiding responsibilities like

image

 

(via achievement-hunter-thats-why)

milesluno:

[PUNCHES A HOLE IN A BRICK WALL] ROOSTER TEETH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

(via achievement-hunter-thats-why)

fitchris25:

Calories = Energy

And guess what you need energy for?

Breathing.
Circulation.
Digesting food.
Thinking.
Walking.
Talking.
Shaking hands.
Climbing stairs.
Typing.
Scrolling through Tumblr.
Taking selfies.
Having sex.
Masturbating.
Running.
Lifting weights.
Doing yoga.
Dancing.

Life. You need energy for life.

Please eat. And please eat ENOUGH.

(via fadeawaybutneverdisappear)

"There was absolutely no reason for you to do that."

(Source: thegavichal, via achievement-hunter-thats-why)

blue-eyed-hanji:

mikasa-ackerman:

menstruacion:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

babydontreply:

sizvideos:

Video

😭😭😭

oh my god

NNNONONONONONONONONONN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT

WATCH THE ACTUAL VIDEO it’ll make you feel 10000x better

IT S TILL NMADE ME CRY

(via nintendoneko)

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via consumedbythedarknesswithin)

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via consumedbythedarknesswithin)

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

image

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